May 2013
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Davos: Why did you come here?
Stannis: To fuck you.
Stannis: ....
Davos: ....
Stannis: ....
Davos: ....
Stannis: Free. To free you.
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sansastarkies:
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ohdear-prongs:
I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS PLEASE FOR A SECOND THERE OMG
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lvysaur:
youhavetooletgo:
lvysaur:
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
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unimodus:
a star trek au where everything is exactly the same except spock is wearing booty shorts
Game of Thrones Sex Tip 13
agameofsextips:
If you can’t have the girl you’ve obsessively loved your entire life, go for her daughter.
slydig:
lovemenowtill4ever:
slydig:
who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
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Ygritte: You know nothing Jon Snow
Ygritte: *points to a windmill* Is that a palace?
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